Every month I swear I will not flip through Cosmo. And every month I flip through Cosmo. What is it about the screaming headlines of this banal rag that compell me to learn "How to Touch a Naked Man"? (This after a ten-year marriage). This month I surreptitiously read that and "The Sneaky Way I Solved Our Sex Issue" (Cosmopolitan, March 2010, p. 130) while eating a hot enchilada at lunch.
I'm not sure I want to touch a man naked or other wise, now Demi Moore she has one amazin bodd I'd love to run my hands and tongue over.. GI Jane, that was one f***in film I watched over n over n over again.. She is HOT property, jusy wish she was my Propery!!
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